Dog Jokes
- Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
- A: Anywhere it wants to!
- Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
- A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"
- Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- A: A bloodhound!
- Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
- A: Because his boots were at the menders!
- Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
- A: That hit the spots!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
- A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
- Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
- A: Cats can't drive!
- Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
- A: Growlcho Marx!
- Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
- A: Formula 1 drooling!
- Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
- A: In the mush room!
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